I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
