He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I woke up under a house in Key West
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