North Korea, Best Korea!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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