She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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