They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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