i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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