You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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