i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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