Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Of course I have a pirate flag
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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