walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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