They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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