Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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