i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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