...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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