he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. Iโm never sure if Iโm hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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