Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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