i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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