your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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