I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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