I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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