New invention idea: vibrating tampons
He kissed a someone with a penis
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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