My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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