Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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