her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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