you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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