In the future we'll all be gay
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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