bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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