It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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