Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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