I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Houston, we have a squirter
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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