You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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