we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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