did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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