break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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