I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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