Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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