U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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