So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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