people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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