My balls are so social today.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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