i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Please don't give away my fajitas
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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