I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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