Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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