it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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