on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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