My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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