I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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