i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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