That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He felt like a one man threesome
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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