Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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