Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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