I'm eating all of the evidence.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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