I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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