she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
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This is the high leading the old right now
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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