haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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