Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
