i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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