At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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