so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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