He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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