are you still at the devil's house?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
what if I'm pregnant?
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morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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