Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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