K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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